Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names.
The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again.
Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’.
saddest breakfast: didn’t have time to eat before work so i made an instant oatmeal cup with hot water from the office keurig except the water that comes out of the keurig isn’t QUITE boiling so there’s still like. some bite. to the oats.
SCREAM my fucking coworker just came into my office and told me there’s donuts in the workshop i’m going to lose my mind!!! i already ate the oats!!!!!!!!
Assigned Horse At Breakfast
this is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me. thank you
it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”
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