I’m at the doctors and there’s no fucking elf anywhere I’m shaking??????
you better watch out
you better watch out
You Better Watch Out
YoU bEtTeR wAtCh OuT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
So how old were you when you realized Meowth of Team Rocket trying to steal Pikachu was just rehashing the age old tale of a cat trying to catch a mouse?
Types of responses to this post:
-Immediately right now this moment years old
-I have literally always known this
-Pikachu’s a mouse????
The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.
GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)
I will forever consider this one of the coolest but oddly creepiest things.
THE FULL CHARITY SKETCH COMPILATION IS FINALLY HERE!! Including every single Eric Derekson sketch AND the ones you HAVEN’T seen!
Talk trash
Get stabbed
how to pass your ap classes
ap euro: it’s probably the catholic church’s fault so you can blame them for everything
apush: just remember that the white men will fuck over everyone else, and even on occasion, other white men
ap english lit: tattoo the complete works of shakespeare on your person
ap spanish language: put everything in the subjunctive to show how much you doubt everything you do
ap physics i: make a blood sacrifice to sir isaac newton
ap physics ii: cry on a battery
ap calc ab: take the derivative, set it equal to zero, and pray
the signs as blood types
Cancer: Red
Aries: Rust
Taurus: Bronze
I fucking typed sollux instead of Gemini fuck this fucking text post is fucking canceled
I’m gonna finally reveal my fetish
It’s love
Mike you’re into piss and we all know it
mike: cancer, pisces, aquarius, scorpio, gemini, sagittarius
jiqqler: aries, leo, taurus, capricorn, virgo, libra
he’s a scorpio and I’m a capricorn so I fully sign off on this judgement
I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD GET ME A GIFT GOD DAMN IT
top 10 anime betrayals
not taking constructive criticism because nothing can improve this
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