eversolewd:

yumantimatter:

mistbornthefinal:

speakertoyesterday:

identicaltomyself:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

another-normal-anomaly:

regexkind:

argumate:

invertedporcupine:

koito-yuu:

yumantimatter:

jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes:

tommyeatseaton:

sufficientlylargen:

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

symbisexual-disaster:

peachdoxie:

symbisexual-disaster:

soft-symbiote:

After the Thanos snap I want to see Eddie Brock, mortal and human in his dirty ass hoodie, no super powers, no super technology, no PLAN, traveling across the galaxy with whats left of the avengers/the guardians and then just beating the absolute living SHIT out of Thanos with his bare hands for taking Venom away from him. I want to see Eddie land a punch right on thanos’s ballsack chin and break his hand and not care because he just wants his darling back.

I love this, might I also suggest, EDDIE was dusted and Venom picks out his favorite Avenger for Revenge Purposes. Like. he bonds with Thor and becomes an electric eel forever, is what I’m getting at

Venom, manifesting around Eddie after finally being reunited: Eddie! I bonded with Thor to save you and now look what I can do! *electricity crackles around them*

Eddie, still trying to understand what happened between being dusted and resurrected, barely able to comprehend that he’s just met Thor, an actual god and an original Avenger, and now feeling massive amounts of electricity surging through his and Venom’s body: *quietly* what the fuck

YES ES YES YESESESSESEYES

no-i-am-not-the-lochness-monster:

lizalot:

broke: The Great British Bake Off

has no conflict

woke: while

The Great British Bake Off

is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)